My name is Eli Juicy Jones, I'm not hot, I don't take great photos, I live in Seattle and I used to have a dog named Pinball. I love my camera, Science Fiction, Politics, Modern Fiction, Self-Help, Home Improvement, Arty Magazines, Religious Pamphlets, Cereal Boxes, Napalm Recipes, Wallet-sized Insurance Calendars, VCR Instructions, screaming in rage at the newspaper, beating the crap out of Voodoo dolls, and corn dogs.